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on 26 February 2006 (#9628667)
Sovereignty of Piam - Now With Added Presidency.
How I wish that somewhere there existed an island for those who are wise and of goodwill! In such a place even I would be an ardent patriot.
- Albert Einstein
My fellow Piamates![*]. No longer should you fear the dark, the shadows, the night! For a New Age has dawned upon our land.
No more will anger and hate fill our streets. No more will people be driven to such lengths of despair that they feel their only escape is through a crime of passion.
No longer shall the stupid buttfaces of the Old General Public ruin the days and interfere with your nights! [*]
No, my friends, I have come to you today to share with you the secret to
Global Peace Piece of Piam.
On this day, I bestow upon you a Great Gift. I give you...the PENIS. Yes, my brothers and sisters, Do Not underestimate the power of the Penis.with lube.
Through the wondrous joy I have given you, you can expel your frustration (and cleanse those inner pipes) and reach great heights of pleasure and happiness. Embrace the Penis and let it fill you to overflowing.
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