pimpinthebox - Profile (original) (raw)

on 16 March 2002 (#496671)

Tonawanda, New York, United States

Disclosure of Association

I pimpinthebox a permanant member of the LiveJournal.com internet site would like to make note of relationships carried forth upon this Journal on a daily basis . I, pimpinthebox on the 22nd day of May 2002 in the year of the lord and whitnessed by the all mighty, all powerful, would like to admit that the users of the Live Journal.com service that appear on my _"Friends"_list may not be anything but a bookmark list. The many reasons I have encountered as to why people do not link back to me from my "Friends" list to my "Friends of" list range from support my beliefs, my statements, opinions, profanity, use of my run on sentences, moods, music, race, creed, comments, friends, bio, pictures, city, state, zip code, phone number, apartment, pets, plants, food, job, TV shows I watch, movies I like, making sense, country I live in, the way I walk, the walk I talk, the sound of my voice, the length of my hair, when I don't shave, when my breath stinks, or wish to keep some entries to themselves, or just lazy or haven't added me back because they don't know that I am on theirs. My Friends list is nothing more than a bookmark for me to easily read through. With no intention, to give the impression of any sort of friendship with these people. This document can change at any moment, as do friends.

Because of the FCC I am never sure of what I am allowed to say.
So I now have my own official policy. This is the language you will not be seeing in my journal.

You will not see me using “bottom-line”, “game plan”, “role model”, “scenario” or “hopefully”.
I will not “kick back”, “mellow out” or “be on a roll”.

I will not “Go For It” and I will not “Check It Out”
I don’t even know what “It” is.
And when I leave here…I definitely will not “Boogey”.

I promise not to refer to anybody as a “Class Act”, “Beautiful Person” or a “Happy Camper”.
I also will not be saying “What A Guy”.

I will not be referring to anybodies “lifestyle”.
If you want to know what a moronic word “lifestyle” is, all you have to do is consider that, in a technical sense Attila the Hun had an “Active, Outdoor Lifestyle”.

I also will not be saying any cute things like “Moi?”
And I will not use the French adverb “Tres” to modify any English adjectives such as:
“Tres Awesome”, “Tres Gnarly”, “Tres Fabu”, “Tres Intense” or “Tres Outta sight”.

I will not say concept when I mean idea.
I will not say impacted when I mean effected.

There will be no “Hands-on state of the art networking”
We will not maximize, prioritize or finalize,
And we definitely will not “Interface”.

There will also be no “New Age Lingo” spoken here.
No support group jargon from the Human Potential Movement.
For instance I will not “Share” anything with you.

I will not relate with you, and you will not identify with me.
I will give you no input, and I will expect no feedback.

This will not be a learning experience, nor will it be a growth period.
There will be no sharing, no caring, no birthing, no bonding, no parenting, no nurturing.

We will not establish a relationship, we will not have any meaningful dialogue.
And we definitely will not spend any “Quality Time”.

We will not be supportive of each other, so that we can get in touch with our feelings, in order to feel good about ourselves.

And if you are one of those people who needs a little space.
Please, GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE!

The Current Terror Alert Level Is:

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