piratewank - Profile (original) (raw)

on 31 July 2006 (#10802552)

Patronizing 'cause you're stupid... savvy?

Mean spirited? Yeah, probably. Necessary? Oh, so!

As much as we all adore Pirates of the Caribbean, you can probably find some hardcore idiots out there who can seriously make one go, "ah, waitwtfomg?"

Out-of-character Jack, beautiful pirate Mary Sues, ignorant squealing fangirls, people throwing "savvy" into every sentence, WTFpairings, modern day AU stories, badly written and plotless fan fiction, and of course, grammar and spelling so bad even a pirate couldn't understand it.

Standard rules apply. No broken links, large/picture posts under a cut, etc.

All entries must be tagged. Fanfics have to be tagged with "fanfiction", eBay goodies need to be tagged with "ebay". If there is something special or particularly funny about the fic, provide tags such as "sober!Jack", "abusive!Will", "sexmaster!Liz", and the like.

Ahoy! Wanking!

Sincerely,

nyx_nedra longlostblue Co-mods of Piratewank

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