pizzaboxgang - Profile (original) (raw)

on 15 December 2003 (#1579028)

Tallahassee, Florida, United States

Life is short, son, better have some fun
(Party like a rock star, kick a little ass)
Crack a cold one, snap a fat one in the mid day sun
(Rock it like a pornstar, slap a little ass)
Life is short, son, better have some fun
(Party like a rockstar, party like a rockstar)
Crack a cold one, snap a fat one in the so. cal sun
Full blown knucklehead, SoCal loco!
-Sprung Monkey

[SLAP] I'm ya SON! FROM THE FUTURE! AHAHAHA!

anime, ass-slapping, badgers, blackmail, bonfires, boston, cake, canada, concert, concerts, crazy, cross-dressing, dane cook, drama, dry-humping, dvds, ex-osceola, florida, frog pond, fucking nuts, gollum/smeagol, grade forgery, guam, hardcore, harlots and rapscallions, hickies, hipsters, homestar runner, hondurans as pets, illinois, ireland, jews, kevin smith movies, lj addicts, lotr, manwhores, mexico beach, michigan, mound of doom, muslims, new york, nicknames, ninja turtles, ninjas, outrageous hair dye, paintball, parties, piracy, property damage, racist jokes, risk, road trips, scenesters, scoundrels, softcore porn, strip twister, stunt driving, sxe, trivial pursuit, truth or dare, x-mas, xbox