please_ban_me - Profile (original) (raw)

on 20 January 2005 (#5832797)

The rules of please_ban_me are simple: post some reasons why you should be banned from this community, and if you have a particularly good reason, you will be banned. If your reasons are lame, you won't be banned. Of course, there are two particular lame reasons why you definitely won't be banned for: repetition and not using an lj-cut. That will only guarantee that you won't be banned for a while -- until due penance is done.

In any sense, if you are a member of this community, that means you are uncool. Everyone, that is, except ricochet_rabbit, and that is only because he moderates this community.

If you are a furry, you will be banned.
If you are a white supremacist, you will be banned.
If you are a vegan, you will be banned.

angry white men, ani difranco, apple, arborphilia, bannings, brad, broadway, cars, celine dion, christianity, drugs, fat people, furries, girls, goatse, happiness, hardcore, homosexuals, idiots, jazz, jews, kenny g, lesbians, menstruation, microsoft, more bannings, morons, passive-aggressiveness, plus, porn, raves, spam, veganism, white supremacy, you suck