rated_z - Profile (original) (raw)

on 7 February 2004 (#2138635)

Rated Z - We make jam look Sexy

* RULES * RULES * RULES *
1. Photos must be of YOURSELF. Your pet Doofus may be in the photo, and so may your best friend Larry, but ONLY AS LONG AS YOU ARE ALSO IN THE PICTURE.

2. Do not join if you don't intend to post photos. Your first post after joining must include at least two pictures of you. If you have not posted pictures for judgement within three days of joining, you will be removed.

3. No nudity. If we want to see your boobs/ass/cooch/dick, we will ask. Promise.

4. LJ CUT LJ CUT LJ CUT. The lj cut code is (take all the dots out) <.lj cut text="TEXT HERE" /.lj-cut> Remember to TAKE THE DOTS OUT. Only one photo allowed outside of the cut.

5. DO NOT USE A HUGE PHOTO OUTSIDE OF THE CUT! We do not want this to take forever to load!

6. Two photo minimum for being judged on acception/rejection. At LEAST

TWO.

7. If you are accepted, you will stay a member of this community and be allowed to rate others, as well as freely post.

8. This is not your live journal. This is our community. Thusly, there are no text-only posts unless you are a moderator.

9. If you are rejected, do not bitch, whine, complain, etc. We don't care. It doesn't mean you're ugly, it just means you are not sexay enough for Kateo or Meg's liking.

10. You may post pictures of people kissing. We like pictures of people kissing. However you must already be accepted, and these pictures should be behind an LJ Cut.

11. THERE WILL BE NO BEING BITCHY TO OTHER MEMBERS OF THIS COMMUNITY!

When rating, only CONSTRUCTIVE criticisim will be allowed. Meg and Kateo are exempt from this rule, as they are Commi's.

  1. ONE MORE SUPER EXTRA RULE: NO HUGE PHOTOS IN FRONT OF THE LJ-CUT.

If you're posting big photos, put them BEHIND the lj-cut. We love Johanna and want to see her pretty self. Thank you.

13. The only thing about us that you should take seriously are the above rules. And the fact that Johanna Ost is the sexiest woman ever. Even when covered in strawberry jam.

The picture in the Background is Johanna Ost (johannakatt) and was taken by Liselotte Eriksson (liselotte_e). It was used under the terms of Liselotte's Picture Usage Requirements and you may NOT use it unless you ask her yourself. Bitch.

Once you have been rated by Kateo and Meg (and everyone else once they exist, haha,) you will be stamped either ACCEPTED or REJECTED.
Thanks to Meg for making these, and thanks to Kateo for making them not suck.

YOU ARE THE SHIT! Actually, you're the sex, but.. accepted!

YOU ARE THE SUCK! Jello sucks. rejected!

G'luck, loves.
FINE PRINT: meg and kateo are pretentious bitches. we know. another thing, we don't care. we reserve the right to be utter bitches and ban/reject anyone we think has a bad attitude or that we do not like in some other way. again. don't bitch, cos we don't care.

50s, 80s, 80s madonna, 90s, adam ant, afi, art, artsy pictures, backcombed hair, beautiful people, billy idol, boys wearing eyeliner, boys with longish hair, boys with messy hair, bright eyes, christmas lights, circle skirts, circuses, color, corsets, crinolines, death cab for cutie, dressing up, drugs, emo, eyeliner, faeries, glitter, grunge, hearts, hipsters, hot hot heat, ireland, johanna öst, kissing, lace, liselotte eriksson, makeup, mods, music, nail polish, new wavers, norway, paris, pictures of boys kissing, pictures of drunk people, pictures of people kissing, pictures of pretty people, pictures of sexy people, polka dots, punks, rain, ripped jeans, robert smith, scandinavia, scarves, scene, sex, slips, snow, stars, stilettos, straight edge, stripes, sweden, taking pictures of things, the beach, the cure, the postal service, the smiths, thrift stores, tulle, tutus, vintage