rq_version3 - Profile (original) (raw)

on 15 April 2004 (#2845179)

A community for anyone with an asshole fetish.

Welcome to Random Questions!

The short of it:

(0) All posts must be in the form of a question.
(1) There are moderators, but all in all, we don't care what you say or do.
(2) This is anarchy, so flame and be flamed.
(3) You'll have to try awfully hard to get a post/comment removed.
(4) You'll have to try even harder to get yourself or someone else banned.
(5) If you're a member, you're also the police. If someone pisses you off, take care of it as you see fit.
(6) This community is open-enrollment. You don't have to be invited to be a part of it. Invite your friends - we don't care! The more the merrier.
(7) Don't like it? Good, we're doing our jobs. This crack-house ain't for everyone but everyone's got a shot.
(8) You gotta be here at least 2 months before you can call Turner names.
(9) Do not answer questions posted by victor_szasz.

What is rq_version3?
The idea is pretty simple. You ask a question, any question. Maybe you'll get an answer, maybe you won't. The answer might be poignant and intelligent, but probably not.Who invited me and why?
That information is provided on a need-to-know basis only, and as we see it, you don't need to know. If you want to stay, great. If not, that's okay too.A short list of things to keep in mind:

(1) We're easy going but we're not stupid. No anonymous posts. Have the stones to take credit for what you say or don't say anything at all.
(2) Don't double post.
(3) There's gonna be some obscenities, some nudity, and some gross shit - know that going in. If you don't like that kinda stuff, don't say we didn't warn you. Again, this is a free community and you can post pretty much whatever you want - so can everyone else.
(4) Please be considerate and put any large or "questionable" photos behind a cut.

Your friendly moderators are:
uvula
"I don't think that I want to live in a world where I can't get boner-meds for skull fucking."
intravenous
"Holy fuck, what is with you bitches not cumming during sex?"
baron_von_fuego
"What ever happened to that fag haikuninja?"
mushmouf

Check out these RQ Version 3 Testimonials!
insanity89: All you people are assholes.
fjorgyn: Okay this is a stupid LJ community, and I didnt fall on any face, and I dont care to be a non "n00b" in your little internet hang-out. Get a job.
princess_miriam: ugh you all dead cat haters are all fuckasses and youre all going to hell in a handbasket that is all
destiny_rose : "i never said i was awesome. i never said i was great. all i said was my daughters name and now people are calling me trailer trash and a whore. what the fuck is wrong with you stupid fucking morons? do you not have anything better to do than to talk shit to people? My wedding was perfect, I did wear a white dress, not because of the meaning, but because it was a beautiful dress. I have a wonderful husband and an amazing little girl. I have plenty of friends who care for me. Are you jealous? You should be, because you probably only have your little pissant internet friends who got your back when you're criticizing people. It's people like you who I consider the lowest of all."
spasticfirefly: Oh, I was talking about you and the rest of the assholes that have nothing better to do than mock others. I hope this little exchange has helped to brighten up your pathetic, non-existent life.
insanity89: FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!! This community is for random questions. Nowhere does it say that they have to be good questions or does it define what a good question is. I couldn't care less what ANY of you think and NO i will not leave
serendipiteous: I guess being bitchy is the only way to qualify oneself as an elitist RQer.

What the Wiccan Folk are saying about RQ:
upon this midnight i call to thee,
tear out your eyes for you can not see,
bind your mouth for your unkindness to me,
tear at your heart with fire and time,
the goddess wrath in each chime,
so mote it be! - black_nomad

What Deaf Folk are saying about RQ:
dapurplegoddess:STOP FUCKEN INSULTING DEAF PEOPLE! WHA DO WE DO TO Y'ALL? NOTHING. JUST LEAVE US ALONE, IIGHT? I JUST LOOKED AT THIS COMMUNITY INFO. THIS AINT ONE OF FRIENDLIEST COMMUNITIES

memeonly_jenna: whatever, deaf is just like all of us. except we have hearing loss.

Please visit our spin off communities!:
rq_drama
rqquotes
rq_n00dz (Members only)
rq_fanfic
rqphonelist (Moderated Membership)
rq_jizz_art

RQ_v3

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