textbookmania - Profile (original) (raw)
on 5 September 2005 (#8211033)
sooo...hokay, first we were bored. it kinda sucked. we called crazy tracy to make it fun. that was much better. lauren alyssa and i (spazztastic beth) went to tracys. we smoked some hookah with british and jessica and it was kinda fun. some exclaimed "whoo hoo swimming!' so we decided hokay lesgo. so we came back to student barrio central. omg oh so fun puke. hmm lets go drink some vodka pixie stick lemonade and have the best time ever. oh shit run away cause here comes the jens screaming...wtf is going on now? okay so people attack, and life is one sided cause oh wait everything is mine but i cant use it. damn my life and living north of thomas.....im too cool for words. KUMAR! so i gt pissy and life gets sad. crazy shit happens and people are being really rude....it makes life more enjoyable, lemme tell you. dammit. so life is fun and my friends get attacked with febreze--- HIGHLIGHT. and then the toilet got clogged ro something with their big dooies and they dont know how to do anything apparently (which we knew) and they tried to attack and attack and then i "started eating shit" and getting pissy. shgdfagnfghjn RAGE. so there are lots of super fun events and some super rude people and i was shocked people could be that rude....wtf is ging on? so anyhow this group is to showcase our awesome night like meeting kumar and mme being beth ragaholic comstock. god dammit. ew. stinky toilet is now invading the hallway with SMELL. good job shitting in a toilet when its BROKEN. fuckhead. yay. the shit smeell is now lofting down the stiars. here comes the shit do do do doooo... its a sad day when you have to search around for a fucking toilet to pee in. stupid kumar went home. goodbye.
4:11am, 757 interests, alyssa wedgeworth, being chased away, beth comstock, british ben, caterpillar, crickets, dalmation spots, del taco at 2:30am, denting lamps, dentist in the leg, eating pencils, everything is fat, extravaganza, faat, fat fucked, fat monitor, fat stuff, febreeze, flying silverware and utensils, hauling ass, hilarioso, hookah, hookah up the ass, huge butts, jacking tvs, kumar, lauren alloway, lookout post, myspace group leader, myspace pictures, not feeling myself pee, number 57's toilet, ooc, peer pressure pour, pixie stick lemonade, rageaholic comstock, rawrr, ringtones, rolling in the vodka, shaving cream, she will be loved, shitola ... flop, south of thomas shithole, tabacco is the devil, textbook mania, the fat fuck, the wall, threesomes, tracy eisen, tracys digital camera, tracys ipod, vodka in the grass, vodka that isnt mine, welding the chair, white castle