   ~Somewhere between Texas and Arizona~Chimera: So Bob, where are we?Bob: Zzzzzz…zzzzz…zzzzzz Chimera: Uh…Bob…?Bob: Zzzzzz…zzzzzzz…Chimera: Damnit Bob! Wake up!Bob: Huh…? Wha-what?Chimera: Wake up and tell me where we are!Bob: Damnit Chimera! I thought I told you that you were only to wake me up if there was a world apocalypse or if you wanted to sell me cheese logs!!!Chimera: …Bob: And I don’t see no meteors crashing or the earth quaking! So where’s my damn cheese logs?!?!Chimera: Uh… I…uh…Bean Dip ate them…Bob: Damnit Bean Dip!Chimera: They were the kind with the pecans on them… I didn’t think you’d want them anyway…Bob: Ahhh… But… Wouldn’t that be a Pecan Log?Chimera: But there’s more cheese than pecans… Because the pecans are on the cheese, you see…Bob: But why wold they call it a cheese log if it’s covered in Pecans… Because you can’t see the cheese if it’s covered in Pecans…Chimera: But that’s just it, see, when you bite into it you see the che-…WHY THE HELL ARE WE DISCUSSING CHEESE LOGS!!! DAMNIT!!! JUST TELL ME WHERE THE HELL WE ARE!!!Bob: And how would I go about doing that…?Chimera: There’s this little thing… Called a Map… It tells you where you are…Bob: A Map…? Oh… Yeah… That thing… I gave it to some homeless person back in town… He said he needed a blanket… So I gave him that because I didn’t have a blanket…Chimera: ……….. WHY YOU SORRY LITTLE SON OF A BI- *Walnut butts into the conversation*Walnut: DAMNIT! WOULD YOU GUYS KEEP IT DOWN! I’M TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!!Bean Dip: Yeah… And I’m trying to figure out the square root of 597…Chimera: Why do you want to know that, Bean Dip?Bean Dip: ‘Cause I got this piece of paper and it looks like there’s a square thingy, and then there’s this thing that says route… Then there’s a 597 beside it…Chimera: That looks like a map… Where did you get it?Bean Dip: Back in town from this guy, I told him I was homeless and I needed a blanket, genius, eh? It looks cool… But I don’t know what it is… Chimera: Uh… Did that guy happen to look a lot like Bob?Bean Dip: Hmm… Now that you mention it… He did kinda resemble Bob…Chimera: *mumbles to self* (Good Lord… Why did I have to be stuck with these idiots…?)Chimera: *snatches map from Bean Dip*Chimera: Hmmm… I’m not sure where we are… Bob: *snatches map from Chimera*Chimera: …Bob: Looks like we are between that line and that line…Chimera: *snatches map back* Ok… Here… Let’s just stop at this Diner and see if they can tell us where we are…Walnut: Hells yea! Maybe the have doughnuts! I want some doughnuts!Chimera: You’re a freaking walnut… How can you eat? Besides… A doughnut is bigger than you!Walnut: Shut the hell up! I May be small, but I’m damn sure bigger than your penis!Chimera: Shut up…Walnut: Ha! What’s a matter! You afraid of getting you’re ass kicked by a nut? Oh that’s right… Your ass and nuts go good together! Haha!Chimera: I’m sorry… But I just don’t feel threatened by a small talking walnut who has no legs or arms…Walnut: WHY YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH! I’VE TOLD YOU NOT TO MAKE FUN OF MY BIRTH DEFECT! I CAN’T HELP IT I WAS BORN WITHOUT LIMBS!Chimera: I didn’t know walnuts had arms and legs, or that they were even born for that matter...Walnut: LISTEN HERE YOU AS- *Chimera stuffs Walnut in the glove box*Walnut: *from inside the glove box* YOU’LL NEVER HEAR THE END OF THIS!!!Chimera: Anyway… Let’s go see if anyone at this Diner can tell us anything…Bob: Good idea…Bean Dip: Maybe they got whisky… I’ve been sober for almost 5 hours now! I can’t take this!Chimera: *sigh**Chimera pulls into the all night Diner*Cory Sly, Chimeradragon, © 2002 sega.com |
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