the_hellcan - Profile (original) (raw)

on 14 November 2003 (#1459668)

BAHSTON, Massachusetts, United States

we are the four residents of the hellpit and the can, aka rooms 508 and 502 of a lil building in the heart of bahhhston.

THE HELLPIT
located in the middle of the hall, the hellpit is the centre of the 5th floor universe and the home of sandy, becki and era. often horrendously messy and equally loud, a populus of over 5 qualifies it as 'the refugee camp,' wherein there is barely room to breathe. home to the comfortable crisper drawer, the old-skool nintendo console, a well-stocked larder and the sock-eating abyss, the three wacky pit-dwellers dine on cheese crackers and iced tea all through the night and entertain their visitors with vigor and grace.

THE CAN
this hovel houses gorbo, the one and only greck. alongside olaf-pilaf, the one-legged, no-armed superhero; squishyfish; the fuzz; and ezra the cat, gorbo can be found tidying her lair, sleeping or obsessively typing on the computer.

together, these respective forces create...
THE HELLCAN.

6 arlington, 7-11, argglefluffle, bert & ernie, biking, blerg, boobs, boys, brooke delaney, butt-scratchin, calpis water, candy, cheese, climbling trees, crotches, dad lookalikes, dennis, dining hall, donut hotdog soda pop, dunks, eating, emerson college, er, excessive giggling, ezra, fire hazards, fmap, foo, football in the alley, george (not bush), girls, goldfish, graffitti art, greks, hair dyeing/cutting, hindi, home surgery, illegal fridges, indian snacks, ish-rocking, japanese, jimmy gibberish, john anderson, knives, latvian, law and order: svu, mace, manah manah, microbiology, monkeys, multicultrualism, muzak, nasty, nemc, noise violations, not paul, oatmeal, obscenities, obscurity, olaf pilaf, old-skool nintendo, orgies, pat, penguin molestation, piracy, potatos, pre-med stuff, procrastination, purple monkey sex, quotes, rackem rack willy, right wrongs, rock and/or roll, rubber mangoes, safearmy, shellie's pirate jokes, shoe goo, shoes, skateboarding, smallville, snuh, soapy papoose, squishyfish, stethescopes, strangulated dog, strongbad, sunday brunch club, swedish fish, taking whizzes, the all-nite diner, the boot dance, the cheat, the couple strange, the crisper drawer, the damn show, the docks, the emergency room, the fuzz, the refugee camp, the think tank, the vortex, tittywaffles, tri-state, trogdor the burninator, vigilantism, weed, wonk-chicka-wonk-wonks