The Volcano (original) (raw)

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[08 Apr 2006|02:59pm]
[ **mood** | devious ] which LJ icon looks better?

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Hey, you, shut up! [25 Sep 2005|09:52pm]
[ **mood** | annoyed ] "I swear, I'll burn this city down to show you the light"- Fall Out Boy - "Sophmore Slump or Comeback Of"Is the Volcano still bubbling? Maybe we should just use it as a file sharing thinger! Like, use YouSendIt! & turn it into a Limewire Baby Jr.Or we could use it to talk about baby's names or ... something. I know someone that wants to name their little tadpole Jagermeister! tee hee... Dude, someone else has to post in here. I shan't let The Volcano ...err... dry out?

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Never mix work and personal... [20 Sep 2005|03:32pm]
Im just saying. Lines become dangerously blurred and it is hard to separate the two.Just a word to the wise or something.

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Holy crap, I'm new! [07 Sep 2005|01:19am]
[ **mood** | bored ] Like.. brand spankin' new. I'm a new man today. It's a very exciting time for me.Not really, I mean, I am posting what is essentially nonsense right now, just to announce to everyone, that I'm here. **HERE!**So... does anyone come here often? How politically correct is this community? These are things I needs to know! Or I'll have to start pimping out communities I created. That's not a threat though.Really, it isn't.

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[17 Aug 2005|06:36pm]
For once in my life, I have nothing to say.Someone mark it down on the calender.I lied. I do have something to say. I have a wasp caught under a shotglass on my desk. Die, Fizgig, die.

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Simon says... [17 Aug 2005|04:05pm]
Don't be a pessimist, it won't work anyway.

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Loves it [13 Aug 2005|09:56pm]
Im glad to see that this place is taking off without me. Seriously.I want this community to be what you all want it to be. Round up your friends, too.I hope all is well with all of you.Lavaboy, over and out.

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[13 Aug 2005|06:43pm]
I hope lava and virgo are ok.. he was talking about a possible hospital visit the other day because virgo wasn't feeling good. Its not like lava to be gone without a post this long.

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Don't use the loo... [12 Aug 2005|11:54pm]
Since these entries seem pretty random...I would like recommend to anyone thinking of going to Westfield Shoppingtown Meriden in Connecticut, to NOT go! Go to Westfarms Mall it's much nicer! :DBut if you must go to Meriden I recommend you don't frequent the Men's Restroom...for I did and to my horror I encountered and old dude wanking openly in the restroom...like eww...*vomits*So yes don't go...go elsewhere...to a wank free environment...unless wanking in restrooms is your type of thing...then go ahead spend all the time you want at Meriden...[Hrm...I hope that wasn't too dirty, I'm jsut trying to forewarn people...]

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[12 Aug 2005|09:17pm]
My cat stunned a mouse last night. He didn't kill it though, so my dad and I were chasing it around my room with a hockey stick till it ran into a mousetrap.

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[12 Aug 2005|03:27pm]
my boss gave me a giant cucumber today. seriously. i'm going to make that yogurt sauce for gyros with it.ok bye.yay the volcano.

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Yeah. [12 Aug 2005|12:12pm]
I like the tone this journal is taking. It makes ya go Hmmmmmm.

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the morning after [12 Aug 2005|11:46am]
[ **mood** | hungry ] i hate how the morning after you drink, you poo like there's no tomorrow. especially when you have a toilet that doesn't like to flush.does this happen to anyone else?

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If I had.... [12 Aug 2005|10:16am]
a penis, I think I would play with it all day. I'd squish it, and make it hide in it's shell, and then I'd see if I could keep it spinning, and I'd pee on things. Like, I would aim for buckets and stuff...or aim it at various things. I'd pee while sitting in the car...like I'd roll down the window and take my penis and try to get enough force to piss out the window while I'm sitting down. I've always wanted to try that.Anyone else ever have these thoughts?

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[12 Aug 2005|09:43am]
Isn't it funny, all that we don't know, because it never happened?
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