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on 1 February 2006 (#9411067)

disney lesbians: we're total fucking bad asses

	❶ LEMON LAW; Noun. In the first ten minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to an entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out. GO AHEAD AND CONSIDER YOURSELF LEMON LAW'D. ❷ "She ain't my girlfriend. She's a prostitute I just picked up." "Well, you've picked up a very pretty prostitute." "Thank you."

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