The Surreal Life (original) (raw)

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(comment on this) Thursday, June 14th, 2007 3:06 am - SURVIVOR ON LJ Sunday, January 8th, 2006 6:38 pm - Update on Carey Hart veefan I just saw on the bottom CNN that Carey Hart and Pink got married on Saturday in Costa Rica. :-) I wonder if they invited anyone from the Surreal Life, hope not Omarosa...she probably would have thought it was her wedding and that she needed to be the center of attention. lolBut congrats to Carey and Pink! :-D (1 comment | comment on this) Thursday, January 5th, 2006 2:22 pm - survivor livejournal: eight Thursday, September 22nd, 2005 8:11 am cwatergirl2003 If I was the casting agent for The Surreal Life I would knock on these doors everyday...Tiffany (popular singer from the 80`s who toured every mall imaginable)Tonya (from the real world and kill reality)Dustin Diamond (Screech from Saved by the Bell)That`s all I can think of for now. So who would you cast? (7 comments | comment on this) 8:11 am cwatergirl2003 According to MavenHuffman.com, the former WWE superstar has been tapped to appear on the next season of VH1's "The Surreal Life." The update Wednesday claims Maven is presently in California filming the show.The official billing was that Maven would be one of the "reality show hunks" that fellow castmembers would get to choose as a seventh house guest. The cast includes Sherman Helmsely (The Jeffersons), Tawny Kitaen (Bachelor Party, Here I Go Again video), Steve Harwell (Smash Mouth), CC Deville (Poison), Andrea Lowell (Playboy) and Alexis Arquette (The Wedding Singer). The Brady Bunch's Florence Henderson will be appearing in a special guest role on the show.There had been rumors that Maven - after his release from WWE - was looking to break into the entertainment business. This appears to be the first stage in said transition.Source - www.lordsofpain.net (comment on this) Wednesday, September 21st, 2005 8:25 am - The Surreal Life 6 Announced cwatergirl2003 SHERMAN HELMSLEY. Yes, George Jefferson's "movin' on up" to the Surreal Life mansion with a booming voice and heart of gold. STEVE HARWELL: Smashmouth's lead singer becomes our tattooed rock-star ring master. C. C. DEVILLE: Poison's axeman is hoping his time in the Surreal Life keeps him out of trouble. TAWNY KITAEN: Are the men of the house safe from Whitesnake's former video vixen? ALEXIS ARQUETTE: She's fabulous, stunning, and Patricia, Rosanna and David Arquette's brother. ANDREA LOWELL: When Playboy TV's cover girl's not getting naked, the former pre-med will be outsmarting the whole cast Guest Star FLORENCE HENDERSON: The ultimate TV mom will serve the cast as our first ever in-house therapist/advisor. MYSTERY HUNK: The cast will choose the final roommate from a pool of reality show hunks. Mr. Survivor? Mr. Apprentice? Mr. Big...My Opinion? I`m only looking forward to the mystery hunk because everyone else I could care less about. (5 comments | comment on this) **Monday, September 19th, 2005** **8:04 am** cwatergirl2003 Omarossa, however you spell her name, was completly in the wrong for trashing Janice`s parenting. She can comment on her being a crack whore all she wants because it`s common knowledge that at some point Janice was one but she`s never lived with her family. She has never spent time with her kids. She has no right to comment over and over again on something she knows nothing about. Omarossa is an arrogant, self-righteous, bitch and she needs to shut up about Janice`s kids. With that being said Janice needs to stop using her incest story to get attention and why was Bronson crying again? He must be the most sensative guy on the planet and why was he staring at Caprice when she was sleeping and wringing his hands. Ew! He`s such a perve. This is the most messed up house ever. (3 comments | comment on this) Sunday, September 18th, 2005 9:35 pm - imo. Wednesday, September 14th, 2005 8:11 am cwatergirl2003 Who else is dissapointed with this season? I have found it boring and Janice annoying. She`s no longer my favorite. The only person I like is Corey and possibly Caprice. Anyone hear about next season? (6 comments | comment on this) **Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005** **4:21 pm** - Hello! veefan Hi everyone! I've been a fan of The Surreal Life since Season 2, and love it! Nothing better than celebrity drama! lolI'm not sure what to make of this season so far.Janice - typical bitchy supermodel I suppose, constantly contradicting herself with her words and actions, but then has her moments where she redeems herself.Omarosa - a lot like Janice, so it's easy to see why they constantly butt heads, they're trying to out-do each other to be the biggest bitch! lolBronson - seems like a nice guy, a bit horny (but what guy isn't? lol)Jose - gender issues on the mind apparently...Pepa - she's just the coolest of group!Caprice - the exact opposite of Janice in terms of being a supermodel. She's the light to Janice's dark lolCarey - it's almost like he's a bit like the forgotten housemate, he doesn't have a lot of camera time although this week he did get a lot of time in front of the camera. Closest to being normal in the entire house. lol (4 comments | comment on this) **Monday, July 25th, 2005** **10:48 pm** kcwitch got a chance to finally watch surreal life today. missed sunday because i forgot. the strip show was very cute and well done i think. janice is just a total bitch, i mean sorry, i understand you want to call your kids but omarosa just had a death in the family, lay off. janice is a selfish, self centered bitch. (8 comments | comment on this) **Thursday, July 21st, 2005** **2:47 pm** - the surreal life 5 kcwitch ok so i watched the first two episodes of this show. i am still up in the air about what i think about it. anyone have any comments? i know that janice seems to be a total bitch." i'm the first super model." blah! caprice needs a dye job badly!!bronson...hrm...he seems like a pervjose...OMG! hunky man!omarosa...she was awesome with the bowling team of special needs folks. she actually seems ok so far. pepa...what can i say? she is awesome!carey is a great guy. when everyone was down on jose because of his bad press he said he wanted to give him the benefit of the doubt first. that to me was awesome!!yeah, so far the show has started off pretty slow which is why i haven't formed an opinion yet. what do you all think?**current mood:** cheerful (12 comments | comment on this) **Monday, May 23rd, 2005** **10:16 pm** cwatergirl2003 Okay. I am looking forward to this season of the Surreal Life for one reason and one reason only. Angie Dickenson. She absolutly rocks, she`s outspoken, loves to party, loves men and is all drama. I hope she tears Omarosa up. I can`t stand her and her fame milking. (2 comments | comment on this) Friday, April 22nd, 2005 2:20 pm Wednesday, April 13th, 2005 7:39 pm - Icons? (crossposted) satinesparkles Hello all...new here. Adrienne and Chris are TOO cute...I just <3 them.Could anyone make some icons of them from the show, perhaps from caps of the kiss, etc. etc. Would be much appreciated! THNX.current mood: sick (4 comments | comment on this) Tuesday, March 29th, 2005 4:23 pm - They're BA-ACK!! Saturday, March 12th, 2005 7:18 pm speedychi Statement Regarding the Surreal Life Episode 7 that aired 3-6-05 I want to comment on the Surreal Life episode 7 in which I appeared. First of all, I had no intention of even going up to the house where they were filming the show. I had not heard from Joanie since the morning she left, which was 6 or 7 days. We had been getting along very well at the time and I was very sad that she was leaving for 13 days and she promised me that she would keep in contact and we would even see each other at some point during that time. So when I had not even received a phone call, I decided to send her some flowers.When I went to deliver the flowers to her, the directors asked me if I would like to bring them up and give them to her myself. Obviously they did not tell her I would be coming up and when I arrived, she was not too happy to see me as everyone watching could tell. I was told that I could only stay about 15 minutes by the directors, as they had to get ready to shoot a movie or something the next morning. After Joanie introduced me to everyone, she said "I'll show you around the house."As soon as we were away from everyone else, Joanie started going off on me. At that point I figured it would be a good idea to leave. However, Joanie said no and I followed her outside to the pool. That whole part where she started going off on me was edited out of the show. They showed us walking out to the pool and then they edited out about the next 30 minutes or so of her antics and over-acting for the cameras. Everything from her saying, "How much did you get for the tape" - referring to the sex tape - to which I simply shut her down by saying something like, "You mean the one you told me you destroyed and then talked about selling on Howard Stern while I was in rehab?"She tried to accuse me in front of the cameras of abusing her and I had to remind her that this has never happened and that she struck me in the face several times breaking my nose and destroyed my apartment, causing me to be evicted, because she found out I slept with Jenna Jameson four years prior to her and I getting together. At that point the directors said I needed to go so they could get back on schedule. I agreed and was ready to go when Joanie started crying and saying she was sorry and she loved me. It was Joanie who refused to let me leave and wanted me to stay there with her. She knew that if she told me not to go, that I would not leave unless the police came and dragged me out in handcuffs. We were trying to calm her down and one of the directors asked me if they could go get the rest of the cast to come out . I thought it was a good idea and said yes. When they came out, they were trying to talk her into coming inside and it wasn't working. She kept telling them to leave her be and started getting even more upset. That's when I lost my temper and told everyone to "back the F*** off". Da'Brat seemed to take that like I was saying it directly to her and disrespecting her. I immediately apologized several times, but she wasn't hearing it. At one point I said something about taking her out of there with me. She agreed and said she was going. They threatened some legal action and asked why I would want to ruin her career. I think I said something like, "This show isn't going to make or break her career" and mentioned the fact that they had already threatened to sue her before the show even started. I told them that I would produce a doctor's note saying she was mentally unstable at the time and that their contract wouldn't mean sh--. I told them that after six or seven days they had to realize this woman has some serious problems. They agreed. Joanie then got naked and went in the hot tub. I was going to join her and was told I couldn't. If I did she would be kicked out of the house. Finally she just went inside without saying anything. I got really pissed off at that point and I wasn't going to leave until she said it was okay.After about 20 minutes of me going off on everyone, they said Joanie was coming out and that they were going to shoot her and I saying good bye to each other. That's exactly what happened and then I appologized to the production crew and directors for losing my temper. I got in my truck and as I was driving out a police cruiser was pulling up and stopped me and asked me if I was "the boyfriend" that was causing problems. Someone from the show told the officer that it wasn't me and I left. Before I left, I was given all the production phone numbers and the direct line to the house. The phone call I made to the house that Da"Brat answered was from about three days later. I received a call from one of the directors saying Joanie was in the house and it was a good time to call. So I called and Da'Brat answered. When I ask for Joanie, she told me Joanie was on a date with someone that treated her well and not to call any more. I don't really blame the other cast members for thinking I must be an "abusive asshole" as Jane (the lady from the GoGo's) said. I'm sure Joanie told them the same things she has tried to tell so many others about me. I do think it's really lame for the producers of that show to not only edit the footage to make me look as bad as possible, but to actually call me and tell me to call the house so I could be told my girlfriend (at the time) was on a date. I even asked them before I left, "Please don't edit this to make me look like a bigger ass than I already made myself look." I guess maybe I was asking for it when I wrote the letter to Midless Entertainment that was posted on my website insinuating they were bottom feeders if they didn't want to help Joanie with her problems. If anyone from Mindless Entertainment would like to dispute anything I have stated here, I challenge you to do so. If you are honest with everyone, then there is no way you possibly can. Sean WaltmanMarch 9, 2005 (8 comments | comment on this) 2:50 pm speedychi _i posted this about a month or so ago, but i figured it would be a little more relevant now what with the last episode and all..._Sean Waltman, Chyna's then-boyfriend slash amateur video co-star posted this on his www.seanwaltman.com forums recently: Dear Mark & Company, I will make it short and simple. Joanie arrived back in Los Angeles, after doing your "media tour", with no place to go due to the fact that she slandered the woman's name who she was living with. If I did not go get her, I feared she would do as she did after finishing your show & check herself into a hotel under an alias (so nobody could find her) and drink & drug herself to death. That is what happened then and she was very close to death at that point, had I not found her. My point is this. I do not believe for one moment that You & your staff do not realize that this woman is so far on the losing end of a life or death battle with drugs & alcohol along with severe mental illness. At the moment she is away from anyone who can or will enable her to continue to destroy herself. She has agreed to check into a rehab facility only to back out as we got her to the hospital. She knows she's out of control. This is a crucial time for you and anyone else who has profited from doing business with her to step up and help in any way possible to save this woman's life. Her only excuse right now for not doing it is that she doesn't have the money. If I did, that would not be an issue. You and I both know what she was paid to do your show. That amount of money is nominal compared to what you are making by exploiting her making a spectacle of herself for 13 days and giving her the platform to become an even bigger joke than Anna Nicole Smith. How she was allowed to go on further representing your show after the Howard Stern appearance is mindboggling. If it was not obvious at that point that she was in no shape to go and do another media appearance, then I question the common sense of everyone invovled. As far as I know I have not received a return phone call from your office about this. That is why I am writing this on my website. It may seem to some that this is not anyone else's responsibility, however I believe that unless someone is a bottom feeder, then they will truly feel some responsibility themselves now that they are aware of the magnitude of the situation. If I can still find it in myself not to turn my back on her completely, after what I have gone through, then it seems to me anyone who cares and is able to help, would do it without wanting to get a "Celebrity Rehab" series out of it. A return phone call would be appreciated either way. Yours Truly, Sean Waltman (1 comment | comment on this) Monday, March 7th, 2005 10:31 am - how as Chyna's ex boyfriend abusive? cagekitten I was touched by the way the Surreal Life cast kept Chyna from going back to her abusive former boyfriend/fiancee. I'm a little unclear though on how they knew he was abusive and in what way was he abusive? Do they assume just because she attempted suicide while they were together that he was abusive? Or did she actually tell the cast he used to abuse her? And was he physically abusive or emotionally abusive?Can some one clear this up for me please? 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