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The Fourth of July usually means good food, family, and then promptly partying and puking all of that up (including the family values). Here? ... It just means partying! Are you excited? Gossip Girl is!

Before I start my usual report, let me share with you a little tip I got from someone who has chosen to remain anonymous, I assume for his facial structure. I've got it good that Spike and John are- how did he/she put it? "Totally gay for each other"? We've got one Spike with John, and the other with Cameron... interesting. Wait, aren't they played by the same actor? This answers the longtime question of "would you fuck yourself".

Daisuke is back, and he is super concerned over his best friend Ken. Plans for an adorable, probably gay sleepover are made. If you would like to make a donation to send those two a pack of condoms, I'm taking offers. Seriously- they're eleven, but they're obviously in love! Don't deny it, boys, GG knows all.

Samantha helps Kim cook for Shego. I guess Sam's not TOO mad at knowing the truth about her older self. Or maybe her little girl crush on Kim is bigger than that?

Sam gets wasted at the bar, I assume over the Wincest those two have been complaining about for four months now. He is joined by Helo and Jo- the last of which, a friend of his from his own series. Sex?

Theoden running down the halls asking what kind of magic this is, and demanding to know where he is.

This.

IS.

SPARTA!

... Couldn't resist using an old meme. But seriously, this guy looks like something straight out of 300! ... Google tells me it's Lord of the Rings. Sorry, I don't speak nerd.

John and Sarah seen leaving the bar together. No comment needed!

Izzy, once again, comments on the base and it's layout. He's also calling for all.. Digidestined, is it? Always with the Digi. Izzy, sweetie, let a pro help you out. Here are the people with Digimon:

Shego and DemiDevimon
Anakin and Hagurumon, also known as Guru
Anakin Jr. and Terriermon
Samantha and Patamon
Ikuto and Falcomon
Chika and Piyomon
Ken and Wormmon
Daisuke and Veemon
And, of course.. Izzy and Tentomon

A restless Padme runs into Teal'c and Theoden. She speaks with good old Tats (I've grown fond of the nickname) about a certain Jedi; later, Padme and Anakin meet up at the conservatory. Getting back together, maybe? Hopefully this will curve some of Anakin's angst!

Anyone remember Rorschach getting poisoned a few days ago? No? Thought so. Joker shows up, taking claim to the deed, and threatening to level the base. This doesn't sit well with Kim, and she exchanges a few threats with Joker (Anderson and Anakin say their peace, as well). THIS doesn't sit well with Shego, who proceeds to argue with Joker herself. Joker tries to convince her to call Kim off, but Shego insists Kim can do what she wants, and that if she gets hurt, Joker's dead.

...

Well, guys, I kind of liked the base. You know? I'm going to miss the buildings, the water, the life..... especially the mall.

Krycek and Scully don't look too happy as he ushers her into his room. If I didn't know about X-Files and Scully's epic, somewhat fucked up love for Mulder, I would definitely have a few words for you guys. Those words are: KY heating jelly and Trojan. Hey, didn't I see Krycek giving Scully chocolates later? Like, leaving them at her door? Romantic, really. Later, Scully fills Mulder in on the convo- or they have sex, or something. Probably both!

Spike seen carrying a moaning John; later, a Spike fight breaks out in the halls; I have it on good authority one of the Spikes called for a doctor, as well. What the hell happened that night with those three?

[ BUBZ NOTE- GG WILL REPORT ON THE BBQ ONCE IT'S DONE. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE I CAN'T B.S. WITHOUT THE FULL THREAD LOLOLZ ILU GUISE W2GANAKIN ]

Caroline gets some well-needed fashion tips. Where's B? Probably off making out with her new girlfriend, S. But Kara is doing an okay job.

You know, I thought I saw some gay House/Wilson stuff going on in the hangar, so I investigated. Hiding behind several well-placed boxes, I heard some of the sweetest, gayest, sweetest things ever. It went something like.. "I'm sorry. I love you. You're all I have. Biffles for life." And then through the power of love they changed bodies. Amazing, guys. You missed it.

BASE EVENT: First The Base Hasn't Exploded in the Last Week Dance, thrown by Hawkeye. I've gotta second Dean; that name is hideous, and also totally going to ensure the destruction of everything here. Don't worry, though, maybe this time it won't be Shego, if Kim can help it. ... Doesn't sound promising, but hey, I already have a date with several boys!

Eve shows up, looking for Wall-E. Kim thinks the two robots are adorable. Gossip Girl? ... Read the reviews on rottentomatoes.com. Let's give 'em that, guys. Later the two reunite for adorable robot snuggles. Where's my camera? Oh, it's on my phone! The joys of a S3!

Dean actually has a brilliant plan: no drunken Kirk karaoke. Seconded! Let's bust out the restraints.

Who let in this rodent? Seriously, I almost got it all over my good Prada shoes. This is unacceptable. Where is the base exterminators? What are we paying fo-... hmm. Well, whatever!

Tycho wanders around looking for the bar. Another Star Wars character? Someone here is biased, clearly. If we can get every Star Wars character ever made, why can't we get a good shoe store? I'm having to wear the same pair more than once a month!

Buffy, Spike, and Cameron seen fighting in the hallways. Actually Spike and Cameron groped and made out for a bit, and Buffy attacked- details, details. Cameron's smart not to attack the slayer, because then House's reason for hiring her would go straight out the window. Where's Angel in all this? Gonna protect your girl from the mean vamps?

Wait, which vampire is Buffy dating again? Uh....

Just joking! I know, even if no one else does.

Hancock shows up, and quickly gains directions for a drink. Will Smith is definitely a delicious man*. I might have to show up and buy him one.. or twelve. God, those muscles.. unrugherugh...

Excuse me. Gossip Girl has her limits too!

Charlotte shows up, looking for her dead boyfriend Ned. Not here, sweetie. But there's plenty of able and willing at the bar!

It's a day for reuniting, as Calvin and Hobbes meet up. I thought no one was supposed to be able to see him? Oh well, this is Area 42. I guess I spend too much time on Wikipedia!

That's it for today, lovelies. I'll have a fresh report of the dance tomorrow! Make sure to dress nice, because I know that I (and my friends) will have our cameras. And someone has to put that secret community to use, right?

You know you love me,
Gossip Girl xoxo

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