   [Teh music |What Did I Dream - Babyshambles]This week's may be extended till Monday or something. My sister's moving out, it's all a bit mad. Anyway, here's my contribution. Carl: Look at those two! Gary's pissed out of his head, and John's hands are way too deep in his pockets. They're gonna get off with each other any second now, I can tell. And right in front of the NME! Trying to steal the limelight from me and Pete! Everyone knows I'm the hottest! Yep, there they go. Drunkenly kissing in front of Tim Jonze and Barry Nicolson. Twats. Oh wait, Pete wants to go off for a shag. Fine, I'll allow Gary and John to have the NME, just for tonight. Pete: So what if Gary and John are one step away from fucking in front of the NME, I want a shag! Mick Jones: GREAT! This is just a great scene of...greatness! What's that? Gary and John in steamy gay kiss at NME Awards? Great! Barry Nicolson: OK. So I'm just stood here with Gary Powell, John Hassall and Tim. Gary's drunk. John's hands are rather deep in his pockets...woah! They're kissing! I always thought it'd be more likely to be Pete and Carl myself. Perhaps I should write about this...leave it for Anthony. They're beginning to turn me on and it scares me. I must find AK. Now. Tim Jonze: I'm so hot! |
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