voldyshorts - Profile (original) (raw)

on 29 January 2009 (#18276705)

Death Eaters, pre-the boy who just wouldn't die

{Death Eaters Have Fun Too
back in the death eater heyday Welcome to voldyshorts where Angie and Sam lurk to vent their frustration at all the communities devoted to the marauders when they should be devoted to Death Eaters. Angie (Bellatrix) and Sam (Voldemort) write crazy, insane death eater outings and amuse themselves by barking out impossible orders (like Bellatirx, get me a singing poodle. I want it to sing these worthless muggles to death so I can take a nap.), and killing random things (like the tea pot that whistled too loudly, and the next door neighbor because she was peaking over the hedges into the secret lair of the Dark Lord). Fell free to watch us, but you can NOT become a member without consulting with us first. This is a 'just for crazy, whacked out fun' community, and we don't want anyone who we don't know/aren't friendly with to invade our awesomeness. But if you want to snag a death eater, and write alongside us, we don't bite much. Just drop us a line!
we killed lots of people, and it was fun **Voldemort (Samantha) 'because Voldyshorts is your mom'Bellatrix (Angelina) 'Because everyone has an inner deranged executrix. Don’t you?'**Once upon a time ago, the Death Eaters were cool, and their leader wasn’t totally one track minded. Voldemort used to have a plan, and Bellatrix, well, she’s always been a bit off, but we swear she once had a decent head on her shoulders! Before Harry Potter, things were different. One could go for a spot of tea after a maiming, and no one would balk. They could take long walks on the beach while muggles burned in the bonfire behind them. Back in their day…
**|x The Dark Lord x The Top Death Eater-ess

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