wagner_crew - Profile (original) (raw)

on 7 March 2004 (#2435158)

Baltimore, Maryland, United States

Privateer: A pirate who is given the marque of the government and splits their spoils with the promise of govt protection.

The Goucher Pirate Alliance is an official club on Goucher's campus. However...
Important Disclaimer: The Wagner Crew LJ is NOT, in any way, OFFICIALLY affiliated with the club. The opinions, ideas, and heresays typed in this community do NOT reflect the official opinions, ideas, and heresays of the GPA. So please, SGA, don't take away our funding.

This community is the UNofficial information-posting site for the Crew and for the Club. Feel free to post upcoming events that you think would interest the group; any "Pirates in the News" stories you may find (see our memories folder); lyrics to pirate songs; questions about the group, etc.

Pirate-Alum princesscallie is the moderator of the LiveJournal Community. All questions/concerns about the *LJ* should be directed to her.
The Captain (pain_junkie) is the President of the club, but he's a busy man, so he's essentially the King of England, ya dig?
The First Mate (roland_ofgilead) is the Vice President of the club, but since this is a good excuse for him to ignore his Spanish homework, he's essentially the Mick-in-charge.
The Cabin "Boy" (cricketchild) is the Secretary, but she helped get the club off of its feet, so she's also in charge.
The Second Mate/Official Jew (stylish_jew) is the Treasurer, which doesn't make much sense, since he's graduating this year, but he was the only Jew we had, so of course, he had to be in charge of accounting.
We've got a scrivener/wench (wordweaver06) and the Cartographer/Admiral's Daughter (fiendangelical_ don't EVER call her a wench!) as back-up secretaries, should the Cabin Boy mysterious forget how to write.
And finally, Brendan's Mommy (pirate_mommy) is our official mascot/pirate mommy. She gives us a place to stay when we venture down the coast to Florida.

Then you've got cooks and navigators, wenches and bards, random passengers and the kids who just like to rape and pillage with us. We're a diverse bunch.

"We are made to bleed and scab and heal and bleed again and turn every scar into a joke. We are made to fight and fuck and talk and fight again and sit around and laugh until we choke." -Ani

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