BalanceBeamSituation (@TheBBSituation) on X (original) (raw)

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  Simone Biles wins the US Classic with a 58.700. It's the highest AA score recorded by anyone in the world since...Simone Biles at the 2016 Olympics.
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  Final score: Suni - 10 Gravity - Disqualified
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  Everyone: Suni HAS to do ALL her difficulty in the bars final. Suni: I will connect literally nothing and still win a medal, thank you and goodnight.
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  When they try to say Tom Brady is the best athlete
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  FIG: This vault is valued at 2.4
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  STOP THE SHOW Simone's double double off beam
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  Also Lee getting her highest floor score of the competition and winning the Olympics while taking out a tumbling pass is a great example of DO LESS as a successful strategy.
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  This juxtaposition is why gymnastics fans are not OK mentally
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  Being an Olympian is forever
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  Going to be a tough Tuesday for assholes everywhere
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  The content we're all here for
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  Simone's verdict on her first two routines 1) "SUCKS" 2) "I want to die" Pissed-Off At Her Own Greatness Simone is my favorite Simone.