Guy at Creamfields actual petting a wasp hahahah trippin
absolute bastards have done me
my mums never seen me control a club & for 6 hours too, she had to leave at 0550, whit a trooper
just met some scotland fans in birmingham airport and boy recognised me, his pal goes “is that, that dj cunt?” then shook ma hand only in scotland is that a term of endearment
clashed wi calvin harris, david guetta & patty T at creamfields and yous still absolutely rammed the steel yard do you know how mental that is to me 😭😭😭 20,000 odd people the staff told me was there AHHHHHHH!!!
aye so am goin to be a dad to a mini mcvicar 😭😭😭
gearing up to announce my biggest dream come true soon this is gonny be fuckin mental 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴