trash jones (@jzux) on X (original) (raw)
full-time music supervisor, part-time idiot
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if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns
I GOT INTO HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL ππΌππΌπππππ theyβre gonna use me for cadaver practice
no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroeβs dress. i will never afford a home
I SAID YES!!! ππβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈππππππππ someone asked me if i was feeling sad!!
wtf is a βgroup chat?β i am an adult, i only have two friends and they donβt know each other
airdropping this to everyone in the courtroom
deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)
the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job
feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?
so jealous of cats to be honest. imagine being a huge bitch literally all the time and the person who takes care of you is like awwwwwww
did you guys hear about this
well well well, if it isnβt the bridge i said iβd cross when i came to it
HE PROPOSED!!!!! ππππππππΌππΌππΌππΌπππππππ to the girl he dated after me!