trash jones (@jzux) on X (original) (raw)

full-time music supervisor, part-time idiot

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  if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns
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  I GOT INTO HARVARD MEDICAL SCHOOL 🙏🏼🙏🏼🎉🎉🎉😍😍 they’re gonna use me for cadaver practice
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  no offense but i literally could not care less that kim kardashian messed up marilyn monroe’s dress. i will never afford a home
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  I SAID YES!!! 😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💍💍💍💍💍 someone asked me if i was feeling sad!!
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  wtf is a “group chat?” i am an adult, i only have two friends and they don’t know each other
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  airdropping this to everyone in the courtroom
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  deleting my dating apps because i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he sells me onions, i sell him jars of spiced peaches)
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  the two worst feelings in the world are not having a job and having a job
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  feeling sad today. can everyone please send cute pictures of their credit card, front and back?
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  so jealous of cats to be honest. imagine being a huge bitch literally all the time and the person who takes care of you is like awwwwwww
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  did you guys hear about this
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  well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it
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  HE PROPOSED!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼💍💍💍💍💍💍💍 to the girl he dated after me!