Karol Markowicz (@karol) on X (original) (raw)

Born USSR | raised Brooklyn | now south Florida. Jew. Columnist

@nypost

&

@foxnews

. Host of the Karol Markowicz Show, co-host of Normally, both on

@iheartradio

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  BREAKING: the man who rammed his car into people in New Orleans last night is named Shamsud Din Jabbar. Born and raised in Texas. Served in the US Army.
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  Twitter suspended a major newspaper’s account for a story everyone is now forced to acknowledge was true. That’s fine, right? We’ll just be moving on?
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  My pilot on this United flight came out and introduced himself, said he and his co-pilot are both ex-Air Force, he flies the plane like his mom is on it, and then shouted out a Vietnam Vet on board and we all applauded. I want him to be my pilot on every flight!
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  The only people still testing for covid are trying to get out of doing something.
  
  President Biden just tested positive for COVID.
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  In the list of 80 arrestees from the Columbia library yesterday, 61 were female, 19 male. Young women are not doing well.
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  “Nobody knew!” Me in 2022:
  
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  I’m supposed to hope this guy’s life isn’t ruined? What am I supposed to want him to be? My dentist? My kid’s teacher? Be serious.
  
  DISGUSTING. At a
  @txst
  Charlie Kirk memorial event, a student MOCKS Charlie’s ass*ssination, curses, and spits at people honoring his memory.
  
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  Oh no, not flowers! I guess we’ll just have to keep the murderers, they got us by the flowers.
  
  Most of the flowers imported into the US, come from Colombia. Happy Valentine’s Day, America. 🌹
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  I don't know why
  @elonmusk
  stole my credit card number and bought me this Hermès bag but he's going to hear about it from my husband.
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  We are doing close to 1 million shots a day and the Joe Biden plan is to do 100 million shots in 100 days. It's literally the same plan.
  
  Newly sworn in President Joe Biden and his advisers are inheriting no coronavirus vaccine distribution plan to speak of from the Trump administration, sources tell CNN, posing a significant challenge for the new White House. cnn.it/39OswPb
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  How do pro-lockdown people explain that wide open Florida has approximately the same case numbers as mostly closed NY?
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  Walking in London with my kids and it definitely took us a second to realize it’s a prank. Right? It is, right?
  
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  So many "I did everything right but still got covid" pieces. I'm ready for some "I did everything wrong and never got covid" ones.

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