Eli (@rats7) on X (original) (raw)

completely sane and normal

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  are there any lawyers on here that can tell me if its legal for my work to do this to me?
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  can someone please tell me whats coming out of my computer. thanks
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  so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets
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  they don't put nearly as many strawberries in this shit as they used to
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  whenever i buy something expensive on amazon i write a fake gift note so that if someone steals my package they'll feel guilty about it and return it
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  i have one of these at work and when i get bored i plug it into the outlets
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  never been to lowes because i live in an apartment so i went just to feel what its like. these tiles were only 30 cents so i grabbed a few
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  one of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud ass noise in the middle of the night
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  I was today years old when I found out you can cook spaghetti in a pan!!!😂 once a week i have a reoccurring dream where i'm in an empty church giving the eulogy at my own funeral
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  you should buy a $10 camera and stick tin foil in it. trust me
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  Replying to @rats7
  guys please stop saying its jizz. its not i checked
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  drinking 5 hard ciders and lowballing this guy