Eli (@rats7) on X (original) (raw)
completely sane and normal
- Pinned


are there any lawyers on here that can tell me if its legal for my work to do this to me?
can someone please tell me whats coming out of my computer. thanks
so apparently girls don't like it when you use an android emulator on a date to scam mcdonalds out of 30 nuggets
they don't put nearly as many strawberries in this shit as they used to
whenever i buy something expensive on amazon i write a fake gift note so that if someone steals my package they'll feel guilty about it and return it
i have one of these at work and when i get bored i plug it into the outlets
never been to lowes because i live in an apartment so i went just to feel what its like. these tiles were only 30 cents so i grabbed a few
one of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud ass noise in the middle of the night
I was today years old when I found out you can cook spaghetti in a pan!!!😂 once a week i have a reoccurring dream where i'm in an empty church giving the eulogy at my own funeral
you should buy a $10 camera and stick tin foil in it. trust me
Replying to @rats7
guys please stop saying its jizz. its not i checked

drinking 5 hard ciders and lowballing this guy