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on 15 September 2002 (#706756)

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States

Adri Monster once danced the Mambo like a fiend. Now she collects rubber ducks and torments her friends.
She does, though, make a mean cheesecake and drink a mean, mean Margarita.

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zadriana User Number: 706756Date Created:2002-09-15Number of Posts: 1009 Adri Monster is five foot two and three quarters inches tall, 37x29x40, and filled with wobbly bits. She has poofy hair, a little nose, one big mouth, and a low tolerence. She is a little ball of thunder that will destroy you much like that cute little dinosaur on jurassic park that poofs out, kills and will destroy you!! Strengths: Random sense of humor, intellectual snobbery, dyslogisms, and random sounds! Weaknesses: Wine, Email, Men, Artichokes, Cheese, Poetry, iBook, Logic, Sex, Celebrity Gossip, Shoes (and Men). Special Skills: Mad Research, Ninja Stealth, Gluttony, Procrastination, Scrabble, Hearts, Vacation. Weapons: Charm. Oh: and The Flaming Sworded Black and White Tongue Stretched MacBeth de La Muerte!! (Um, it's scary. See Below.) War Cry: Y'all people eat my biscuits!!!

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zadriana User Number: 706756Date Created:2002-09-15Number of Posts: 1009 Adri Monster is five foot two and three quarters inches tall, 37x29x40, and filled with wobbly bits. She has poofy hair, a little nose, one big mouth, and a low tolerence. She is a little ball of thunder that will destroy you much like that cute little dinosaur on jurassic park that poofs out, kills and will destroy you!! Strengths: Random sense of humor, intellectual snobbery, dyslogisms, and random sounds! Weaknesses: Wine, Email, Men, Artichokes, Cheese, Poetry, iBook, Logic, Sex, Celebrity Gossip, Shoes (and Men). Special Skills: Mad Research, Ninja Stealth, Gluttony, Procrastination, Scrabble, Hearts, Vacation. Weapons: Charm. Oh: and The Flaming Sworded Black and White Tongue Stretched MacBeth de La Muerte!! (Um, it's scary. See Below.) War Cry: Y'all people eat my biscuits!!!

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The flaming sword of the black and white tongue stretched MacBeth de La Muerte!!
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