applebukkake - Profile (original) (raw)
on 30 April 2004 (#3001312)
This is a new LJ community exclusively for the uber-kewl young rakes and bitches that own Apple computers, iPods, or whatever. The hip kids. Them in the 'Know'. We is the fly shizznit brah.
Primary mission: explode the myth that all Apple users are middle-class turtle neck sweater wearing cocks.
Secondary mission: be as cool as humanly possible, clart.
The driving ideals of this place are as follows: Owning Apple products of any sort, elevates you above everyone else. Elitist as fuck and I don't care. Think of it as ratings community where your electrical shit gets you love.
Post what you want. But it must be cool. Any geeky shit and you get a bum rush. It don't have to be about Apple or your sad obsession with what they make. BUT IT MUST BE FLY. You dig?
apple
i) A well-trimmed, beautifully formed tight pussy.
If you're lucky boy, and treat me right, I'll let you eat my apple.
ii) A computer system.
bukkake
i) noun Variety of fetish that involves repeated ejaculation on a female by many (8 will do) men.
I think you have a future in bukkake videos.
ii) verb To ejaculate on something, especially repeatedly
Turn off your stereo or I will bukkake on it.
A piss take? Course it is.
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