monique_ @ 10:10pm: So I went back and read the old entries and just from sitting here reading them I feel the gas building.
On another note my son Jonas is definitely a glorious tooter. He farts really loud for a 4 month old... and then we giggle together. And they are smelly too. I wonder how bad they'll be when he starts eating solids regularly? He is also a really big sneezer. He'll sneeze 3, 4, even 5 times in a row. I guess it's because babies can't blow their nose. Hmmmm... teaching him how to blow his nose, that's going to be a fun time!
5th June 2006
tyciol @ 10:04am: Would whistling count, or would it be with singing in those mouth-noises which come from air and not gas that are all pretty? Because I think tongue-clucking could, or perhaps wheezing.
I once had the ability to fart with my hand in armpit, but have lost it. Where can I regain this? Surely there is a message board and web community to go to.
I would like very loud farts that do not smell!
6th October 2004
monique_ @ 10:26pm: I've been farting -loudly- all night. Darn bowling alley food, but it's so yummy.
13th August 2004
soiled_panties @ 1:38pm: I HAVE FOUND MY CALLING! previously in life people have been repulsed my me and my good friend farqui's shall we say.....erupting of excessive gasses, until now!! wow, its just such a humbling feeling to know that there are other people out there who are experiencing the same pains as us, when we want to fart we dont want to have to run outside and excuse our selfs we want to let it go free, which reminds me of a song,ahem...... born free as free as the wind blows, as free as the grass grows...tummtumtumtumtum... (if anyone knows the rest of those words please tell me)anyway, just thought id say hi, g2g im cooking up something special and its got my brothers name on it if u get what i mean =D ......"andrew...come here a second please".....MW AHAR AHR HAR HAR HAR unconditional love pauline the great xxx
Current Mood: special
31st July 2004
rotten_egg_fart @ 4:38am: Ugh... Hi! I'm new new new! Anyways, there I was today minding my own buisness and eating my icecream and I was just about to take the last bite and my boyfriend said, "Here! Let me feed it to you!" Aww what a sweetheart... I handed my icecream over and he had the last bit of icecream already to go into my mouth and he farted right on it... Now can you imagine what kind of pain that caused me? THAT WAS MY LAST BITE! Anyways, to get him back I farted on the back of his head while I was laying on my bed and he was leaning against it while sitting on the floor. Revenge! Oh dear Lord... anyways I just wanted to introduce myself!
monique_ @ 11:20pm: Tooterific. I have been soo gasey lately. I'm just a gasey girl.
1st August 2003
monique_ @ 11:28pm: Why is my arm all tingly? Edward had to go to Shiner (yes, where they make the beer) today, early this morning for his cousin's funeral. He was a big guy. He died of a heart attack. He was only 36 years old. Wow. That is soo young. It makes me think of my own mortality and the high blood pressure and sharp chest pain I get from these meds.
Current Mood: nervous
2nd June 2003
monique_ @ 8:36pm: They injected me with dye today so my pee is florescent yellow. I wonder what my poop will look like. On an artofnoise note. I was burping today and it was a thick bubble everytime in my throat. I wonder if that was highlighter yellow too.
14th May 2003
ginnyjones @ 5:54am: Question So, do you think it's a doing somone a disservice if you eat their favorite meal and then fart into their mouth?
Current Mood: contemplative
23rd April 2003
monique_ @ 1:53am: Like a Farting Tornado! Pfffffft! Man I've been tooting up a storm tonight! It's either the red beans and rice and sausage I made for lunch today or all the junk I've consumed at Fiesta the last 2 days. Prolly both. Pfffffft!
Current Mood: happy
7th April 2003
lackofendorphin @ 2:58pm: hell yeah! i found out that i always get the same kind of gas, when i had some eggwaffles. anyone else experienced this?
Current Mood: curious
31st March 2003
monique_ @ 7:53am: Mexican food is dangerous for your asshole. Eat... with care. -scrapdog I love Mexican food. And I live in Little Mexico so it grows in abundance here. I can pluck it right off the vine! And then I sound like a choo choo train, but I don't go woo hoo, I go toot toot!
28th March 2003
monique_ @ 7:07am: I was walking through Walmart the other day and a barrage of toots were expelled from my sphincter. I felt like a choo choo train. Chugga chugga. Chugga chugga! Toot toot!
Current Mood: Tooterific!
27th March 2003
lackofendorphin @ 1:05pm: my bum makes funny noises... *giggle*
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artofnoise note. I was burping today and it was a thick bubble everytime in my throat. I wonder if that was highlighter yellow too.
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