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LOL HOMOEOPATHY [Jul. 8th, 2012|07:47 pm]Footpad
[Tags**|ainsworths, homeopathy, homoeopathy, scraps, stupidity] [Current Mood** puckish]If you're up for a slightly scary giggle, go to http://www.ainsworths.com/ and check out some of the choice homoeopathic "remedies" they have in stock under Homoeopathic Remedies → Remedy Store.Here are some particularly gratifying choices of search terms to get you started: micro ultra water berlin I'm finding it titillating, but impossible, to try to decide if these people are out-and-out charlatans, or the most outrageous gobsmacking fuckwits. Or perhaps they somehow actually believe, with at least sincere and internally self-consistent credulity, that there's some conceivable healing power in selling The Thirthieth Centesimal Potency Of Whisky, in a 96% alcohol solution, at a price that would bring tears to the eyes of even the most well-heeled whisky connoisseur.I'm also not sure which of those three possibilities scares me most. I'd like to think they're just simple honest crooks, out to make their next buck as best one can in a naughty world, but I fear that the truth is deeper, darker and a whole lot dumber.Perhaps I can address the question by ringing them up and asking them what homoeopathic remedies they can offer, first for stupidity, and then for venality.
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For Your Comfort And Security [Dec. 21st, 2010|11:12 pm]Footpad
[Tags**|airports, security theater, stupidity, travel] [Current Mood** nasty]I'm flying to England tomorrow, so I am first taking a complete backup of my system, then doing a full-disk encryption.In a couple of weeks I'll be flying to America, so I will first take a complete backup of my system, then wipe the (encrypted) hard disk with zeroes, then reinstall it with something unimpeachably innocuous. I'm going to make very, very sure that nothing of my life remains on that disk. No accounts, no emails, no nudie pics, no top-secret Coca-Cola recipes, no nothing.Meanwhile, it just occurs to me that the risk of terrorism has not even crossed my mind in the context of this trip, despite the pretty blatant fact that airport "security" is pretty much a joke when it comes to keeping weapons out of airports. Whatever's stopping the hordes of crazed fanatics from getting through, it ain't the guy with the whoop-wand.Conclusion: I have reached the point where I find the guardians of peace and order to be a categorically greater threat to my peace and well-being than anything they purport to protect me from.
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Birth of a conspiracy theorist [Dec. 29th, 2009|10:06 am]Footpad
[Tags**|conspiracy, hanlon's razor, news, stupidity, terrorism] [Current Mood** irritated]Amazing. You may have read that some deranged twit managed to singe his leg pretty badly on a plane the other day—about on a par with the agonising stupidity of all many recent "terrorist attacks". I mean, for the love of Pete, man, how difficult would it be to make up double the mix, take half of it out in the desert and check that it it actually goes boom? How can we account for such comical, bamboozling stupidity?To anyone with half an eye on these affairs, it was painfully obvious that governments would react with equally stupid "security measures", but it turns out (via thewerewolf) that the results can be even more bone-headed than I imagined. This is not security; it does nothing against the threat that provoked it (unless you forbid people to bring their legs onto planes); it does little to improve on existing security measures. All it does is to make life more obstructive and inconvenient for millions of people at huge expense. We all know it. I find it impossible to believe that the faceless bureaucrats, who made the rule somewhere in the borborygmic rectum of the governmental apparatus, don't know it too.I've seen organisational stupidity. I worked in an internationally-funded academic centre. When I was a brat I spent some time in a highly advanced stupidity factory. I've seen at first hand and in considerable detail, how the structure and anonymity of an organisation, coupled with cowardice and lack of accountability, can aggregate and amplify minor individual failings beyond the unintelligence of any single person.I scorn conspiracy theories on principle. People just generally aren't that evil, and the truth of Hanlon's Razor usually emerges in the end. Never ascribe to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. But the stupidity of our national governments in opposing terrorist threats is starting to stretch the limits of my credulity. How stupid can honest people get? Really that stupid?There's a conspiracy theorist in the office at work. He's called Bert. Bert's into a lot of stuff I find fairly implausible and occasionally laughable, global movements and shadowy oligarchies and various other things that I put down to the emergent consequences of individual myopia and greed. Hanlon's Razor. But gradually I feel a mounting weight of disbelief at the actions of those ostensibly assigned to protect us from the bogeymen. The edge of Hanlon's Razor is dulling by the moment.With slow and nightmarish inexorability, I find myself gradually siding ever more with Bert.
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