hellahellarobot - Profile (original) (raw)

on 4 October 2003 (#1369007)

Bay Area, California, United States

You wander through a life without meaning, eating the same shitty cereal for breakfast every morning, working the same fucking 9-5 job, twirling around in your fucking swivvel chair, listening to light rock on the radio your supervisor so kindly decided to play for you to make your work day a little less hectic. Well FUCK THAT SHIT. You need some fucking party bitches in your life. That's right.
Hella Hella Robot is the rap trio for you. Three hot bitches, 8 huge dildos, some fucking dope rhymes and tyte beats. You may have seen us fucking around the East Bay, starting shit and slummin' around. You may have even heard some of our songs like "Emo Boy", "Internet Boyfriend", "I Can't Get No (Erection)", and "Go-Go-Go!!! Nads!!!".
Suck it, bitch.

7-11, 8 miyo, adronico's parking lot, ak 47's, ass, ass hair, barbeques, bass, bazooka's, beatboxing, beer, berkeley, big guns, big tits, bitches, bitches with big asses, bling, bongs, butt cheeks, buttsex, cameltoes, cars that go boom, champagne, cheech and chong, chicks on speed, cigarettes, classy broads, clove cigarettes, cocaine, cocks, cornbread, crack, crack pipes, crack rocks, cunts, da denny's, da menz, david hasselhoff, dildos, drinking, drugs, east bay, electroclash, eminem, england, europe, eurotrash, eyeliner, fannypack, fifty cent, france, fubu, fucking, fucking shit up, ganja, germany, glam rock, glitter, grape flavoured condoms, gravy train!!!, haight street, hair dye, ho's, hypodermic needles, j-lo, jenna jameson, k-mart, kama sutra shit, kentucky fried chicken, keyboards, knives, l'trimm, lowriders, lube, ludacris, machine guns, mad rhymes, making shirts, malt liquor, mama, miss kittin, missy elliot, nail polish, new wave, oakland, old skool rap, oscar wilde, pamela anderson, parking lot shoot-outs, peaches, people's park, phat beats, piercings, playas and pimps, rap, rapping, rich people drugs, rock stars, rolling papers, roofies, s&m, saliva, sean john, sex, shooting up, siegfried and roy, skinny people, slurpies, snoop dogg, snorting shit, splooge, stealing shit, subwoofers, tattoos, telegraph avenue, tits, traci lords, turntables, underground rap battles, walnut creek, weed, wine, winona ryder, your mom, youth drop in's