mischamute - Profile (original) (raw)

on 4 September 2008 (#16516615)

I am an Alaskan Malamute who lives with two, sometimes three humans. Human One is akeela; Human Three is draugvorn. Human Two is footpad and he loves me very much but he spends a lot of time away.

I was born on October 26 2004, but I adopted my humans in 2007 when things got rough in my previous home. My humans are quite nice to me and, better yet, they're not very good at dog-training so I naturally took the initiative and trained them instead. They feed me and take me for walks on demand, and I lead an agreeable life of sleeping, eating, and exploring the countryside around our home. My humans haven't yet figured out that I've figured out their computers as well as their refrigerator and the dog-food bin.

You are very welcome to add me as a friend. I probably won't friend you back unless you're another dog or one of my Humans, but all my scent-marks are public so I promise you won't miss a single detail of my active and interesting life.

armchairs, beds, birds, bitches, bitches in heat, bones, canidae, cats, chewbones, chewing, dead animals, defaecating, digging, dog noises, dogfood, dogs, dreaming, earth, feeding time, fighting, gardens, gnawing, hares, howling, lamp posts, lawns, my people, panting, pee, peeing, people, pigeons, rabbits, running, salivating, sausages, scent-marking, schrebergaerten, scratching with my hindpaws, sighing, singing, sleepathons, sleeping, sofas, stalking cats, tufts of grass, walkies, whimpering, whining, woo woo, wuffing in my sleep, yowling