mvu_cyborg009 - Profile (original) (raw)
on 28 January 2006 (#9379627)
Murder Victims Unit - Cyborg 009 Wing
W E L C O M E T O T H E M V U
Picture this: You're reading along, and so far [for the first ten lines], this story's been pretty good. Then suddenly, BANG! a drop-dead girl appears out of nowhere and saves the day. We're all happy about this, we're OVERJOYED! And the next chapter, she decides that she doesn't like our favorite heroes and kills 003. No big loss, right? It's just the bitch! Two chapters later, 008, 005, and 006 are gone. Who cares? You never see them help out, do you?
WRONG.
Welcome, poor author, to the Cyborg 009 Murder Victims Unit. Why are we here? We exist to help authors who have given up with their stories due to Mary Sue infestations. They are everywhere, trying to eat up all the good fictions out there are make them purely their own. And slowly, they are multiplying and invading more and more stories by the day.
W H A T W E D O
Here at the MVU, we don't just talk about our misery and wallow in it. If you've seen a particulary nasty piece of work, we'd like to see it. We try to help authors who would like and appriciate our help, we talk about any flames we've gotten, and the best part - we hold trials. We put both the Sue and the author on the stand and go all out against them. Most are held to an open jury, meaning you get a vote in the matter. If they are found guilty, we will list you here and you will never be taken down. Ocassionally, trials are closed and you are invited to them. As for flames, we'd love to see them. We will berate the flamer and rate the flame on how fiery it is. We're really a lively bunch of people, despite our name.
TRIALS
All charges will be FINAL. You are welcome in an open-court case to add a charge, but you must have a reason for this. No matter what, no matter how long of a time passes, if you are found guilty, you will remain guilty. Yes, we're mean, and we know it. If you have any complaints, please send one of us either an email or comment in our journals [if you're a site member]. To suggest, post the AUTHOR, STORY, AND SUE in question on a friends-only entry to this community. We will decide whether we should hold a court session and contact you of this.
Head Judge: crystal_remnant
Current executioner: mika0021
THE GUILTY AND DEAD
Hola Friends and her Mary Sue Ly
W H O W E S E R V E
The moderators of the MVU [crystal_remnant and mika0021] wish to help everyone who has seen Mary Sues in the world and wish to eradicate them. If you do not know what a Sue is, then you most likely write them. We do NOT accept pleas to join from persons who create the very beings we seek to destroy. If you wish to get help in your writing, feel free to post and we’ll do our best to help you. You can get rid of your own Sues just by having people help you. Don’t be ashamed by it. We won't bite you. But we may nibble a bit. And we can be mean. Actually, you need to have some mean~ness in you to get in here. Be bold. Be able to send a flame. We, as we've said before, wish to help the Sue-thors and be rid of Sues. So yes, mean people and people who hate your fellow fangirls, please come on in.
In light of recent events of outsiders openly walking in, we will have some MEMBERS-ONLY POSTS. These will include announcements for trials, your burning of someone behind their back, and anything else you wouldn't like others to see. All trial posts are to be PUBLIC, as are introductory posts.
W H Y W E S E R V E
All we want is to rid Cyborg 009 of Sues, meaning we get rid of the beautiful goddesses that take over the series and destroy Black Ghost on their own. Thank you, but that’s for 001 through 009 to do. We plan how to help those in need of it and help all our members to become better at writing Cyborg 009 fanfiction. The MVU was set up after the unfortunate head-desk incidents of several authors whilst reading fictions. You could be the next case.
B E C O M E O N E O F U S
You are always welcome to come and join us in our misery and revenge. We welcome any author of the Cyborg 009 section to join us in our mission to eliminate the bitches. The owners of the MVU have thrown open their doors to anyone, but under a few conditions:
1. You MUST post an intro within two days [48 hours] of your arrival.
2. You must have fun!
3. It's not mandatory, but kindly participate in trials. We like it if you do. ^___^
4. If you would like to post something about an author, grade them on the scale below.
LOOK AT ME! I'M THE SCALE!
P R O M O T I O N O F T H E M V U
After you’ve been welcomed, please post one of the following banners in your bio page, and please, spread the word that there is help.
C O N T A C T T H E M O D S
If you would like to ask any questions outside of the MVU, please feel free to contact us outside. Crystal at her e-mail chibi_chobi@hotmail.com and Mika can always be reached at her e-mail sssakura3@aol.com. If you mod any communities, contact us about becoming an affiliate of the MVU. We will be more than happy to do business with you. Our fanfiction pen names are mika zero-zero twenty-one and Crystal Remnant. If you would like to contact Sadie [our mechanic], her pen name is half-star. We always love to hear from you.
AFFILIATES
sinful_ - the place for every sinner to get their ass to NOW
Thank you, and have a nice day here at the Murder Victims Unit Cyborg 009 Wing.
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