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| | WWE RAW RESULTS February 4, 2008Austin, Texas Announcers: Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler INTERNET HEAT TAPINGS: ... CONTRACT SIGNING: WWE Champion Randy Orton + #1 Contender John Cena.. Randy Orton said John Cena's word means nothing to him so he wants it in writing so John Cena can't back out..John Cena came out and sat down at the table and quickly signed the contract without any hesitation whatsoever..Randy Orton said even if John Cena injures himself in a Arm-wrestling contest with Mark Henry they are still on..Mark Henry ran down and got John Cena's attention, so that Randy Orton could sneak up from behind and hit an RKO! INTERVIEW: Todd Grisham & WWE Champion Randy Orton & "World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry.. Randy Orton claimed he didn't set up John Cena, he just took advantage of the situation..Mark Henry slobbered on the microphone saying he would enjoy ripping John Cena's arm out of its socket! DIVAS TAG MATCH: Mickie James & Kelly Kelly defeated Beth Phoenix & Victoria..BACKSTAGE: William Regal told Hornswoggle that he should be proud to be a member of the Kiss My Ass Club..IN THE RING: Shawn Michaels + Chris Jericho + Jeff Hardy + John Bradshaw Layfield + Umaga + Gene Snitsky.. Jim Ross said that Triple H wouldn't be at RAW tonight because he was called away on a "family emergency"..Shawn Michaels talked about almost winning the Royal Rumble last year, and almost winning at WrestleMania 23..Shawn Michaels said he doesn't settle for being second place, so he promised to win the Elimination Chamber..Chris Jericho interrupted and said he that HE was in 3 Elimination Chambers and nobody is going to beat him..Jeff Hardy interrupted and said he was going to the top even if he had to take five of the top stars down..John Bradshaw Layfield interrupted and praised their resumes but stated that he always gets what he wants..John Bradshaw Layfield said Umaga doesn't speak much English and implied that he paid Umaga to help him win..Umaga came out and starred at JBL. Gene Snitsky said he deserves a spot and asked who he's gonna take it from..Shawn Michaels insulted Gene Snitsky and they started a big brawl - leading to William Regal booking a match..MAIN EVENT: Jeff Hardy & Shawn Michaels & Chris Jericho vs. John Bradshaw Layfield & Umaga & Gene Snitsky.. MATCH: Mr. Kennedy defeated Super Crazy... After the match: Mr. Kennedy showed footage of Montel Vontavious Porter injuring Ric Flair's knee on SmackDown!..Mr. Kennedy said he was going to give Ric Flair an opportunity to come out and forfeit the match next week.. TAG MATCH: Carlito Cool & Santino Marella w/Maria Kanellis defeated Brian Kendrick & Paul London.. Santino Marella pulled the rope down sending Brian Kendrick flying to the floor hitting his head..Paul London started chasing Santino Marella around the ring while Carlito hit the back-cracker to win! BACKSTAGE: Vince McMahon was getting his ass buffed by a professional ass-buffer to prepare for what's next..IN THE RING: Vince McMahon + Hornswoggle + Fit Finlay.. Vince McMahon came out and said in the past the fans have watched him force his employees to kiss his ass..Vince McMahon stated what he is doing tonight is a parental decision and that kids need to be disciplined..Vince McMahon made all of the kids in the audience stand up and be recognized and called them "spoiled brats!"Vince McMahon said all of the parents in the audience should make their kids kiss their ass - that's tough love!Vince McMahon called out Hornswoggle and pulled down his pants but Hornswoggle refused to kiss his father's ass..Vince McMahon bent over and ordered Hornswoggle to kiss his ass - but before he could do it, Fit Finlay arrived!Fit Finlay asked Mr. McMahon what he was doing and Vince said after Hornswoggle is done, Finlay can kiss his ass!Vince McMahon pulled down his pants again and demanded that Hornswoggle kiss it but instead he bit his dad's ass!Vince McMahon booked a No-DQ match between himself and Hornswoggle next week and Finlay is fired if he interferes.. NON (TAG) TITLE MATCH: Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes defeated Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch.. After the match: Carlito Cool & Santino Marella w/Maria Kanellis came out and declared themselves #1 Contenders.. MAIN EVENT: Jeff Hardy & Shawn Michaels & Chris Jericho defeated John Bradshaw Layfield & Umaga & Gene Snitsky..ARM-WRESTLING CONTEST: John Cena vs. "The World's Strongest Man" Mark Henry ended in a No Contest.. Mark Henry did his best to stall before getting the contest started and even took a cheap shot at John Cena's arm..They finally locked up and Mark Henry was about to win when Cena started making a come-back and almost won!John Cena was about to win when Randy Orton showed up - - Cena chased Orton away and then FU'd Mark Henry! And that's a wrap folks.. 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